When my brother was in college his room mate kept his Harley in the dorm. He ran a lamp cord throught the handle bars and let the lamp hang out the other end. Called it a Harley lamp. They let him get away with it for a while until they figured it had gas in it... How about this, put a tarp over it and call it a Bentley. Or move so you can lower your nose a few degrees. Or get the closest rural newspaper and put a wanted ad in it to rent someones machine shed. Mine stays in the machine shed.
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Rick