Brother Don
Per the 2015 Homecoming proceedings, you have been awarded full ODSS Brotherhood rights and responsibilities. Further as your Sergeant-At-Arms it is my duty and responsibility to ensure you are abiding by these standards.
Therefore, by the power vested to me by this Brotherhood, I remind you that silence in the ODSS gets you volunteered for positions that no one wants.
Enjoy the popcorn, but speak your mind. We know from last year that you have quite an imagination. So I task you to come up with something good, or YOU may be anointed TMI specialist.
As you were.
