Billy, 'extensive knowledge'? That Thong was introduced by 'Mr Café Press' himself, John Milliman! Billy, since the 'Thong Situation' worries you so much I hereby appoint you, wait for it, drum roll please:

Billy Marlow, ODSS Official MUMU and Thong Inspector

Cymbol crash!


~ Cosmo
1949 Chevy Half Ton
Rocinante, like Don Quixote, he is awkward, past his prime, and engaged in a task beyond his capacities.
"...my good horse Rocinante, mine eternal and inseparable companion in all my journeys and courses." ...Don Quixote, Cervantes
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."...Yogi Berra
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ...Eric Hoffer