Dearest Peggy,
Hissy away, we're good with it. John's 'job' as our ODSS TMI guy would only take 10 minutes /year none of those minutes taking away from handgun practice down near the pond or Gator oil changin'.
Besides, John has accurately cited bylaws stating that he is indeed ineligible for the prestigious and highly sought after ODSS TMI so regretfully we will have to perform a regional, national, and I'm sighing here, international search!
I've recently knocked heads with The Executive Committee and we have decided to accept curriculum vitaes from the Stovebolt world.
I can only hope that the quest for an ODSS TMI will not prevent me from attending the 2016 Winter Classic. Read: president Cosmo down in the garage sipping 'home remedy' reviewing pastel papered resumes.
Boys and girls I'll take the bullet and review that paperwork so that you all can go and have fun at the Classic. George, please give my fondest regards to Joyce and the family.
~ Cosmo
1949 Chevy Half Ton
Rocinante, like Don Quixote, he is awkward, past his prime, and engaged in a task beyond his capacities.
"...my good horse Rocinante, mine eternal and inseparable companion in all my journeys and courses." ...Don Quixote, Cervantes
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."...Yogi Berra
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ...Eric Hoffer
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