Mr. President
As I read this, I have been nominated for the position of TMI.
If elected, I will run a strict office and inspection committee.
All those who attend the Homecoming event, will be subject to inspection, by myself or any member of the committee that I appoint.
That at any given time during the event, a SPOT inspection can be initiated, public or private, by me or any member of the committee.
Proper rubber, shoulder length gloves will be issued to committee members.
Myself and committee members will not be considered suspects for violation of the rules and will not be subject to inspection.
Refusal to an inspection or any violations found during the inspection will be punishable and punishment decided on, by myself, public or private.
All members of the governing party are elegeable for an appointment to the committee, up to and including the President.
Don King
