I don't even know what a 50 BMG but I'm thinking we might need to have a 50 LB BFH on hand for anyone showing up to the JYT with a thong on.
And with all due respect Mr. President, you are starting to worry me a little with your extensive knowledge of the male thong. I mean, "fabulous material lycra", really??? Oh no..... no, no, no. My image of you in bibs has just been forcibly replaced by you in a "lycra" thong......wait for it.....in the Fulton Extraction Rig.