Wheelie -- thanks for my laugh of the day. Perfect!
Jon -- I feel your pain, Brother. On the Christmas Tree Farm (Choose and cut), those were the customers who wanted their money back (and return the tree) because they either couldn't get it through their front door and up 3 flights of stairs to an upper room or it was too tall to fit in their living room ... and yes, even my 8-year old granddaughter (at the time) knew the answer to both questions, it's still the same person who wants the exact rebuild kit for the mystery carburetor ... you know, the one for a *blue* car!
Hang in there, buddy. Just remember all the knowledgeable and friendly customers you deal with who truly appreciate your great service and awesome business ethic.
You rock!
