Try this link:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2142943_use-plastigage-measure-clearances.html

Plastigage has been around at least 40 years- - - - -I've been using it that long, and it was not a new product when I discovered it. You need to find a more experienced mechanic to help you, as some of the procedures you've described on this job would shock a shadetree wrench jockey. Good luck!
Jerry


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