Only 4-11 !
Strap 'em to her feet as some really stylish high heels!
Your still paying full price for a ticket, but only puttin' half a person on board!
Better still........a real shiny be-hive with all that headroom!
P.S. Please don't show your missus this post......she might be short, but my tes#$les are about 4-11 off the ground.