... as I was pulling the bumper brackets off the '54 donor truck, this big fat bumblebee landed on my shirt.

I shooed him away, but he came back, so I gave him a hefty swat.. figured that was the last i'd see of him.

2 minutes later, that big fat bumblebee (who was obviously not happy with the outcome of our last encounter) proceeded to attack my face.

When the smoke settled, the bumblebee was drenched in WD40, and firmly under my size 11 shoe, but I had a bee stinger UP MY NOSE.

How exactly that bumblebee managed to get his rear end up my left nostril isn't clear, but what IS clear, is my nose swollen up to about 4 times it's regular size.


an idea is only stupid if you think about it rationally.