Bottled water comes in all sorts of categories- - - -"Distilled"- - -"De-ionized"- - - -"Filtered"- - - -"Reverse Osmosis"- - - -and plain old "somebody else's tap water". The late, great comedian Dave Gardner had a gig about that- - - -"I was in Hot Springs Arkansas a few days ago- - - -watching those dumb rednacks selling WATER to a bunch of smart yankees!" Dave had a way of getting right to the point!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!