It sounds like your client needs a new F-150 with a bumper to bumper warranty. Didn't Rolls Royce once do things like lock the hood down and only allow their factory certified mechanic to touch the car?
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
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