I just can't help it! keep seein this post title and this pops up:
sure I know Jack
Jack is the only son of Awe, the fertilizer magnate and O.
Jack married Noe and they had 6 children: Holie, Fulla, Giva, Bull [a high school dropout], and the twins: Deep and Dip.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name, becoming Noe ....-Sherlock.
Dip married Loda and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken.
Fulla and Giva were inseparable throughout childhood and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The ....-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa.
I have onea those other jacks too, from a 60's trucks, but darn if I remember where I put the handle! prolly cut it up when I needed a piece of rod for something!
Bill