I'll be damned. I just went back out there and took a closer look and there definitely is one of those switches, buoymaker. I'm ordering on right now. I sure like the idea of a big, red light warning me away from my own stupidity, but since every wiring configuration I've tried is either opposite of what I want or nothing at all, I'll just use the factory way and be done with it. Sad part is, PRC is where I go for information, and i did multiple searches on there and didn't find anything about this. And per the horse running off, it has. And I'm tired of the 'jump out and see if i can get that 4x4 block out of the bed before it gets away' every time, which is why I installed the new one. Thank you very much!