Your request to officially join the 1-Ton Squad will be approved upon completion of your Initiation Ceremony at Homecoming . In the meantime, you are granted "Temporary Probationary Status Pending Membership Application Approval" (and may thusly sign your correspondence). Oh, and I almost forgot ... The fee. You *do* realize there is a membership application fee, ja? We, the existing members of the 1-ton Club, will expect full payment of such (don't even ask -- you're not *that* dumb ... chug) at Homecoming at the start of your initiation ceremony.

Seriously -- It's been a bit of a journey, but welcome aboard!! Can't wait to actually see it in person!

Charlie has a new friend!! [elvis]


~ John

A kid raised on Hotwheels, Matchbox and Tonka cannot be reasonably expected to own only one vehicle as an adult.

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