i saw the 'wandering eye" topic and immediately though of a girl i dated a couple of times. i never really knew who she was talking to. i remembered she looked familiar to me, but could not place where. then i remembered my uncle crashed his desoto into a tree, and the headlights were all wopperjawed, and the right one was loose, so it sorta "scanned" the road.
then there was the guy i used to work for who had one of them "crazy eyes". i went with him to a ice house (ok tavern for you yankees) because there was a guy there who was messing around with his wife. old kool didn't mind a good fight when he was young, and my boss wanted me to keep an eye on his back, so i went.
the place was quiet as louis stormed through the door. one eye fixed, the other "scanning" the room.
git up you sombitch! i'm gonna whip yer [censored]! he bellowed.
the place went more quiet--
then----
it happened---
TWO GUYS ON DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE ROOM GOT UP!
we had to leave, cause i started laughing so hard everybody thought it was a joke and started laughing right along with me!
ok-back to politically correct mode!
are ya grinnin' john?
