Now how in hell didnt I see that before?
It couldnt have been more obvious with those bright shiny L's and R's! I feel like a dork...

$24 and tax to rent the 3/4" impact wrench and I had them off in a heartbeat. There were a few stubborn ones that I still had to use a breaker bar and jump on it to get them loose but all in all it worked great!
Thanks, Jeff