Hey, I kinda like the dialectizer:
Fo' whut it's wo'th, yo' kin editcher post by clickin' on th' paper/pencil icon in th' haider. ah do thet when ah need t'on account o' ah hate lookin' illiterate. Years ago ah used t'sarve on th' board in mah li'l church in a small town, an' they were terrible about spellin', grammer an' punckuashun. ah tried t'he'p wif th' proofreadin' an' foun' thet it jest made them angry. It was almost like thar was an "anti-intelleckualism" o' a feelin' thet ah thunk ah was too smart fo' them, dawgone it. ah finally larned t'keep mah mouth shet an' let them publish whutevah came out. Th' next year ah got th' bright idea of volunteerin' t'be th' board secretary. Mo'e wawk, less hassle. When ah moved, ah had th' oppo'tunity t'change churches. ah go t'one now whar varmints doesn't git mad as a weasel in a blender about silly thin's like thet.
