A while back, I was working part time at an Chief auto store, before they were bought out by autozone. Two greasy women walk in with a starter with a bunch wires still connected to it. They wanted to exchange the starter for a new one. One of them asked me to cut off a piece of wire, so i hollered at the other guy that worked there, to bring me a pair of dikes.. the ladies looked at each other and smiled. I took care of business and they left. The other guy comes out from the aisles laughing like crazy, I asked what was so funny? He replies, You asked for a pair of dikes, and they were standing right in front of you... DING... it then dawned on me that they were indeed a bit on the happy side.
