You guys sound like the old lady who rubbed the lamp, and got her 3 wishes from the genie:

Wish #1: 10 million dollars- - - -granted!

Wish #2: Brand new Cadillac- - - -granted!

Wish #3: "Turn my old Tomcat into a handsome stud muffin!"- - - -Granted! The virile young man smiled at the old gal, put his arms around her, and whispered in her ear, "Now, aren't you sorry you had me neutered last year?"

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!