Ben,
I stare at my parts collection, too. Nothing happens. Does anything happen when you do it? Am I doing something wrong???
If you concentrate hard enough, and think good thoughts and behave all week, shouldn't they spontaneously reassemble? WAS I LIED TO???!!!??!?!?!
Help me, Obie Wan, you're my only remaining hope!!
John
(Jon, don't try this yourself -- you seem pretty normal still)