Ben,
I stare at my parts collection, too. Nothing happens. Does anything happen when you do it? Am I doing something wrong???

If you concentrate hard enough, and think good thoughts and behave all week, shouldn't they spontaneously reassemble? WAS I LIED TO???!!!??!?!?!

Help me, Obie Wan, you're my only remaining hope!!

John
(Jon, don't try this yourself -- you seem pretty normal still)


~ John

A kid raised on Hotwheels, Matchbox and Tonka cannot be reasonably expected to own only one vehicle as an adult.

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