The human body was never designed to be pierced, stabbed with needles and injected with color, have things hanging off the nose/ears/navel/privates (family site, you know!)/eyeballs, or anywhere else!!!

No way, no how, now matter how much alcohol is involved, even if I were offered a million bucks.

Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.