Pat, I don't think your banana count is correct -- We all know you're new to these proceedings but ... normally, we'd let you slip with a gentle warning. However, we here in the ODSS hold ourselves to a higher standard when it comes to the Nanner Nanner Nanner. We take our bananas very seriously and thus we cannot let our standard start down that slippery slope to moral turpitude. Just fair warning, but I will come at you with everything I have. Prepare to defend your math at the formal Board of Discipline. Be advised, if you cannot afford legal counsel, one will be provided (as long as he has enough time aside from preparing his own defense ...). Maybe Mike B will do it, seeing as how he's a big fan of yours ... however, the last time I went toe to toe with him in the ODSS courtroom, I disassembled him like a cheap clock and his client is still serving (community service -- cleaning beaver cages for Carl ...).
SAA -- Add Pat to the docket!
V/R
JM
ODSS Attorney General/Special Prosecutor/Grand Inquisitor/Pooh Bah/Etc.
