Mr Milliman Sir!
I do believe Pat’s, Nanner count is correct sir! I did double check the calculations and came up with the same results. Luckily it was under 10 because that all of the fingers I have. At this time time, I formally request these charges be dropped.
Sincerely your fellow 1-Tonner!
Jim
NO, JIM, NO! I place myself at great risk to tell you this, but let sleeping dogs lie. From a phrase originated by Chaucer around 1380 in Troilus and Criseyde, 'It is nought good a slepyng (not a misspell) hound to wake'
Think not, for even a moment that the accuser of Pat's misfeasance is unaware of this. He is well-read, and at times can be a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition when challenged, and on occasion, when not.
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