Andy
It's a shame that I have to welcome you to the ODSS. I live in mid Missouri.
The ODSS is a rare bweed and you have to meet them with a long, big stick and ready to use it.
John is the leader and never turn your back on him.
Stand your ground and you may survive a Homecoming weekend.
They will drag you thru thru the mud and lagoons if you let them.
On the fun side, the Homecoming is something you have to experience.
Be ready to get down and dirty, eat good and maybe a few cold ones in the evening hours.
Don King