Sir,
As it is not my place to make such decisions I'll defer to the President and SAA. As well, Marlow and Roach should weigh in as they are in charge of parking.
Should you elect to pursue this request, it is my duty to inform you, as a sworn officer of the ODSS Court representing the people of the ODSS as chief prosecutor, you might be brought up on charges should you following through with this activity. (to wit, I call to mind what happened last year to Grigg Jr. for bringing a boat to a truck event ... need I say more??) At the very least, you can certainly anticipate having your ODSS membership downgraded to "Probational."
Consider well your next words/actions.
R,
J. Crosby
