So it's been at least 6 months of living and breathing electronic circuits and I can finally say mission accomplished. The entire project is complete and thoroughly tested. I have been through many many changes and the outcome is much stronger than I originally conceived. Decide for yourself by watching the movie and then let me know what you think!
Pricing is very close to being figured out. When it is, I will have it on the Farm-It-Out page. It won't be cheap with about $150 in parts alone, but it sure works nice!