Back when I had my 51 GMC I'd amuse the neighborhood kids by shooting ping pong balls out of the rolled bed rails. One fire cracker, then ping pong balls, better than a bug zapper.
But everything I like is against the law nowdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I will only be impressed if you tell us that you waited for the kids to be in the line of fire before ignition. We are too
careful with kids nowadays.