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Hi Guys.

I will be dropping in to John and Pegs on Sunday June 24th before I have to get Edumacated at the Union Training Facility just down the road...

See what Mayhem I can get into with John's Rustorations...

Dave (1958GMCNut)

Rustorations??

I have a weedwacker here with your name on it ...

will it fit in my carryon?

weedwacker???
Thats way to easy. I was thinking something along this variety,

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Vtg..._DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ab8f93f39

or is it Mount Rustmore?

You'll find out, funny boy!

is it warm enuf to melt the Rusticles?

Dave the last two days it was warm enough to soften old iron engine blocks. But we had a pretty big storm blow through and this weekend will be a little cooler, but still in the upper 80's...

So for you, thats a heat wave right?

And oh Dave, I have my "honey do two" ready!

We may have gross heat, but we also have lots of fresh veggies. They keep showing up on our porch each day!

Sweet, we didn't get that storm. Just .2" of rain from it. A little thunder in the distance. Wahhhhhhhhhhh

But it IS cooler than it WAS.

Peg

FLASH -- THIS IS A GENERAL STOVEBOLT ALERT -- FLASH

Until further notice, Stovebolt HQ is under Condition Alpha (Lockdown and Quarantine) due to a Canadian infiltration. Measures are currently underway to restore good order and discipline but as of 0800, 24 June 2012 (ET), "enemy on island, issue in doubt"

Stand by for further updates as they become available.

God be with us all.

JM

Message received.

Mr. President is safe and secure at Camp Wahoo with sniper to the west, in the hills of Fulks Run, SAA on guard between HQ and camp midway in FB and others to the north and south.

Awaiting ALLCLEAR..........

From the Commander in Chief, Advanced Canadian Expeditionary Force:

HQ has been taken over Peacefully and Suprise was total due to
guard being down due to Festivities being in progress for Base commanders Birthday.

The Canadian Flag has been Run up the Pole and area Under Martial Law.

Base Commander being under the influence of Canadian Supplied
Alcohol didn't put up a fight.

Commendeered Stovebolt Vehicles now operating with Canadian Signage applied and Occupied Civilians being taught the Canadian Way

Stay Tuned for Further Developments EH!

Happy Birthday John. Try not to suffer too much at the hands of said Canadian influence. If you need reinforcements from the northen ODSS encampment, I'm your man.
Dave, welcome the Murland!

From: Stovebolt HQ
To: ODSS

Subj: Situation Report


Not to worry, boys! Despite his best efforts to elicit information from me through chemical means (pouring Canadian rum down my throat), I held out. In fact, I probably wouldn't have been able to divulge the President's whereabouts even if he had been standing in front of me ... hic! ....

We rallied the HQ defenses (The Counter Canadian Assault Tactical Squad (or C.A.T.S) as well as called up the amphibious aerial assault team, commonly refered to as the "Ducks", who rapidly regrouped, counter attacked and drove off the Canadians in a spirited combined arms (legs, paws, webbed feet and wings, too) action. I think they/he retreated just down the Patuxent River a little bit. We are bracing for a counter attack but doubt it will happen. We'll probably be sounding the all-clear by Friday. Again, thank you for your support and good wishes. Stand by. This isn't over by a long shot, but I think we have the upper hand. And the C.A.T.S. and the Ducks remain out on roving patrol and they are ready for a fight, I'll tell you!

Oh, and we did manage to take a prisoner! A Colour Sergeant Appleton, to be exact. Quite a jolly fellow but alas, he will have to face a firing squad and die by shots ...

"I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support; but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold."

Respectfully Submitted,

J. Crosby, etc, etc.

John,

I'm threatening swapping the whitewash for Chartruese...

RE: 1812 200 year anniversary

Hey Dave, don't remind them about 1812, they might get mad. I noticed some of your training has taken hold, one of the enemies dispatches spelled "colour" properly, keep up the good work. Don't be afraid to request reinforcements!

History Tends to repeat itself...

The Americans tent to be over sexed, over paid and over here...

we'll lull them into a sense of security and send in the Beavers to disarm them....

Besides white is soo Passe...

At the Union Edumacation centre the Canucks Beat the Amerikans at beer pong....they can't hold their so called Beer...

Rematch tomorrow...

stay tuned!

Hey 3B ... Dave is busy with his Union beer pong so I'll request the reenforcements for him. Bring it!!

I have history and allies you may not be aware of, but ...

Je me souviens!

Jean

Why is it that everytime I leave Maryland, there is a lot of Sucking and Blowing and all the trees fall down?

Hope the Beavers didn't do too much damage..

You truly are a force of Nature, David