Victor,
We'll be glad to have you! I've put in a good word for you with the Stovebolt Camp Commandant about parking your RV but he can be a little ... um ... well, you know ... Hopefully he won't assign you the spot next to the manure pile ... (Did I tell you about the hog pen???)

Oh wait a minue ... he might have assigned that one to Hambone already ...
John