Johnny G -- Um, a quick glance at the World Dictionary reveals this: "First Lady (N): The wife or official hostess of a chief executive" When one refers to the ODSS (which I may casually assume we all are here), the Chief Executive is President Cosmo. Thus, in this conversation, "First Lady" would refer to Mrs. Cosmo. Hence my earlier confusion above.
And for the record, I would hardly call Peggy "First Lady" of anything -- she's pretty much the chief executive of most activity around HQ ...

(Except beer drinkin ' -- *I'M* still in charge of THAT, by golly!
As for receiving any apologies from your brethren ... please enjoy the sweet, comforting strains of the cricket chorus whilst you await the next available agent ...
