Sorry Chris -- I missed your meaning. I know I'm pretty mean-spirited, obnoxious and generally disliked but even *I* have my limits (as far as burning Doug's truck at this point). The mental image of him crying like a schoolgirl is more than even I can bear. No sir, Mike Roache might be able to do that, but not I. Nay, not I.
On the other hand, Phil's image of all of us getting our grubbies all over it does strike a certain note of glee ...
Robert -- Yes, of that works for you then it is grand for us. We much appreciate it!
JM