Yep, I sell a 100-MPG carburetor! It's here on the shelf right next to the pills that make you lose weight while you sleep, while eating a diet of Pizza and beer, with chocolate sundaes for dessert! Be sure to visit our real estate department on the way out, we've got a great deal on a bridge in New York City!

Old P.T. Barnum had it right, "There's a sucker born every minute!"
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!