Yep, I sell a 100-MPG carburetor! It's here on the shelf right next to the pills that make you lose weight while you sleep, while eating a diet of Pizza and beer, with chocolate sundaes for dessert! Be sure to visit our real estate department on the way out, we've got a great deal on a bridge in New York City!
Old P.T. Barnum had it right, "There's a sucker born every minute!"
Jerry
