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Originally posted by Tab:
The very first thing that you do is park it in front of your neighbors house just to **** him off. Then remove the muffler and drive it around the block a few times. Then put some chairs in the bed and get drunk and loud in the late evening. Then add a "boom box" stereo and blast surf music at all hours of the night while you hammer on it and curse it.

That should be enough for now. Let me know how it goes.