lumbergh, they ain't stories but fact & not meant to be funny-I live in the armpit of America & can't afford to move...last nov 30 I got mangled by an 18 wheeler who then drove off, the state troopers did not even want to write a report even tho it happened on a state hiway, let alone find the guy (who lives 2-3 miles away from me). no one cares about anything here.brian