Equip your vehicle with a rear facing EMP device, a high frequency radio transmiter, and a smoke screen device.
When John Q. Law gets on your tail, hit 'em with the EMP, followed by the smoke screen.. then activate the high frequency radio transmitter to disable their trunking radio if the EMP didn't already take care of that.
They can't give you a ticket if they can't catch ya!
Or you could just put fenders on your ride.. which is what i'd do.
