With a little sanding, some flat black primer, and red wheels, it'd be ready for duty as a push truck at the salt flats.
And if I had another neighbor I wanted to tick off, I'd buy it and put "UGLYTK2" plates on it.
But alas, it's a little far...and I'm still fighting for my retirement benefits. I'll have to make do with my original Ugly Truck for now.
