The person writing that article probably couldn't drive, shift, talk on her cell phone, apply eyeliner, and read a map simultaneously. The shifting threw her "coordination" off and now her "study" deems standards dangerous, somehow. Multi-tasking is a [censored].

Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.