1) The volcano eruption made finding the car in the parking lot a lot easier...
1) It's vehicle-growin' season here, and we're expectin' a bumper crop!
2) The Haitian refugees forgot one important thing before setting sail...
3) Bob wanted to take his newly-restored Stovebolt out for a quick spin...!
4) On a dare, Bob wanted to see if his Dodge really was "ram-tough".
5) Bob waited for Triple-A...and waited...and waited...
6) Julio's Stoveboat was no match for the Coast Guard cutter.
Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.
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