1. "Buried Car" -- Artist: Nature
  2. When asked, don't ever tell the valet to "just park it anywhere."
  3. Todays News: Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang Sequel Production Hits Snag
  4. Yet another_Ford Pinto victim.
  5. "Can you hear me now?"
  6. Classified Ad: "Low original miles, some rust, you tow"