Tom "El Presidente"?? Heck no. That prestigious honor belongs to Cosmo. It is consequently my degrading duty to serve as First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chief Justice, Commander-in-Chief, Lord High Admiral, Master of the Buckhounds, Groom of the Back Stairs, and Attorney General of the ODSS, both acting and elect, all rolled into one. And at a salary! A Pooh-Bah paid for his services! I a salaried minion! But I do it! It revolts me, but I do it!
Schmidt -- you turned on me first.
