Back when I was working for a living (before teaching school) we had a customer who couldn't get a good front end alignment on his truck. After repeated attempts to make it track straight, he came to the shop one day with his wife onboard. The passenger's side was riding 4 inches lower than the driver's side. If the lady didn't weight 400 pounds, she didn't miss it by much. He was a skinny little dude. We ended up doing the alignment with both of them sitting in the vehicle- - - -problem solved! I left it up to the boss to explain the situation "diplomatically"!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!