I bought a couple of swiveling seat bar stools for the shop- - - - -but they're about 2 inches too tall. I need to take a sawzall to the legs. I backed up to one and tried to sit down- - - -and it tipped over and dumped me on the floor. I don't bounce as well as I did 30 years ago!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!