One elderly customer always ordered "5 gallons"- - - - - -and he knew the price right down to the penny. If I ran a couple of cents over he would refuse to pay the extra.

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!