Jay, I keep telling William his truck is sooooooo ugly he must be embarrased to tears and that, as a friend, I would be willing (for a nominal fee) to cart it off and thus end his embarassment. It hasn't worked yet and you're not helping.
You would be of more help if, instead, you would tell him that merely looking at a picture of his truck has forced you into counselling. And that he ought to consider my more than gracious offer (an offer so generous that I should be sainted for even offering it!)
In all seriousness, it is a beautiful truck. Even if he does trailer it to shows... (Can you believe that???)
John
