You non-Mainers just have no idea about moose. Not Bullwinkle. Think of a Budweiser Clydesdale (only bigger) with a really bad attitude and ginormous antlers...
Great write up, Tuts! Now you know why Victor is one of our ODSS "Council of Elders" When he arrives at Winchester, its like a rush of wind sweeps in over the encampment followed by a hush settling in. All eyes turn towards the truck in silent awe and reverence as the door opens ... you can almost hear angels singing ... Victor has arrived and all is well.
You can keep the bumper sticker but we want those mudflaps back. The truck is one thing but I am rather put out that Victor allowed those mudflaps to leave the ODSS ...
