I had a supervisor that climbed up in to the bucket of his tractor to try to reach a branch with his chainsaw. He fell. The abrasion/bruise made a perfect Gorbachev. Yeah, we called him that until the day he retired.

Kevin, your Gorbachev is a little spotty. Ba-dum-dum. I'll be here all night folks! Don't forget to tip your waiters...........