Carl, you're not the only one who gets an immense amount of enjoyment out of rattling curmudgeons' cages. A few of them are so predictable all it takes is a couple of words to get their blood pressure spiking! Hook, line, and sinker!
LOL!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!